I rush in, holding My crotch because I am SO desperate to use the bathroom. I peel My jeans down and pull up the toilet lid. Man, these jeans are so tight. I sit down, ready to go, and have an out loud thought where is My phone? I stand up, pull the jeans up and leave to go find it. I come back 10 seconds later, wrapped up in a text and still doing the pee dance and holding Myself. Eventually I cant take it, but Im so distracted by My phone I just go in My jeans, soaking the front. Damn I did it again. Might as well get cleaned up!