You see this big delicious juicy cake I have here? Doesn't it look tasty? Well, I love eating cake, but do you know what I love to do even MORE than eating cake? I like to fart on it! I plop My big butt down on the cake and get to ripping farts! My butt gets caked with cake as I sit and smoosh it with My butt. All while farting right into that tasty farting. I'll bet it tastes even better now!