I love being gross with articles of clothing! Cause Im a gross lady! Haha, and it happens to be fun! See these shiny ballet flats? I have done some gross things with them before. But today, Im going to fart into them, followed by a hot stream of piss! Take that ballet flats. As I release My gas too, it looks like Im going to take a healthy dump into the shoes as well. Heres to wishing!