I am an ALL POWERFUL Sorceress!! And I am determined to rule the world. You all will be happy as My slaves. Don't worry, I will be a generous Goddess. I have figured out a spell to completely take over! Let Me demonstrate! I do a quick hand gesture and hope for the best. Ok.... so why is it not working? Hmm, strange. I feel highly confused as a fart escapes My ass. Oh wow, that's embarrassing. I try again to cast the spell with no luck. Instead, long loud farts start tearing out of My booty! I begin to realize that I may have cast a spell on Myself that causes Me to pass gas AS I'm trying to b... Show more