You are such a jerk! I thought you were the sweetest boyfriend in the world! But no... You tricked Me with yummy pie. Lemon Meringue pie, non the less. You slipped a laxative into the pie, which caused Me to have 2 VERY EPIC trips to the bathroom where I basically dump out everything that was in Me! It was so uncomfortable. I'll get you back, I will... I threaten as my ass is glued to the throne just dumping away!