Running home from a day out, I have to take a dump so bad!! I run up to the bathroom door, only to find it locked!! WTF, I live alone! How on earth did I lock Myself out?!? I must've flipped the lock some how when I left. No no no, not now. I have to go now! I grab at My butt and try a few options; using a card to try and open the door.. try to push a pin in it thinking it might be a pin release door. To no avail! Eventually I can't hold it anymore and to My dismay, I release in My shiny black leggings! SOOO MUCH! I fill the back up! Oh god... I call the locksmith, with My full bottom up to... Show more