Don't you want to feel the full weight of this big ass, right on your face? Yeah? you love it huh? Well, I agree! I plop down down and start to mostly ignore you. When I do talk, it's basically all about Me and My beautiful booty! your face is surprisingly a nice soft cushion. I stand up and tease you about it being too much for you to handle and you beg Me to sit down again. Okie dokie! Plop! So much better. The view is everything you ever wanted! I ask if you can breath and I get no answer.. hello... heeellloooooo? Nothing? Ah well! I stand again and mock you for struggling a bit and clai... Show more