Walking and I noticed something very peculiar and tiny on my floor. I reach down and pick it up and quickly realize that it is a teeny tiny little man that fits in my palm. Oh what great timing you have! I was just talking about how hungry I am! And you would make the perfect little snack. Don't you agree? No? Well that's too bad! Because I'm much bigger than you and you are going to have to do exactly what I want, no matter what. And what I want is to eat you. I tease you by snapping my teeth at you and licking you and dangling you above my open mouth. I lick my lips and swallow menacingly... Show more