I get ready for My day and I''m looking all cute, ready to go have a full day. When I feel the need to fart, violently! I run to the toilet and as soon as My ass connects with the seat, I start to let em' rip! Loud fart after fart into the toilet. Oh man, this is really annoying. When this happens I have to stay on the toilet because the farts are so strong that I am unsure whether I'm going to as well. And that does happen. Little turds plop out with some of the farts. Ugh, is this how I really want to spend My day? Ripping ass and on a toilet?