I'm just hanging out at home, chilling and texting on my phone. A text from you pops up, asking to come over. 'Ugh', I say, 'what a fucking loser, no you can't come over!' and then mumble, 'Why did I give him my number? Get bent, dude!'. Turns out that I'm regularly mean to you and you've hatched a plan to get revenge! You've managed to make a remote that controls people and things. You were able to use it to get into my place and are watching me like a creep! Once I notice you, I freak out and yell at you to leave! Instead of complying, you brandish the remote and I just laugh at you. The lau... Show more