So I totally was only going to use 2 of my 5 pastries, under my bare feet, on a glass table... buuuut then I got going! I set down the 2 pastries and had them crushed in no time and it felt really good to feel those cream filled delights to squish out underneath my soles. So, I added another... and another... and another. Sometimes getting both feet up there to smoosh away and sometimes standing on one foot while using the other to do all the work. Oh, not to mention I'm wearing a lace one piece that is sexy as hell!