Wandering into the kitchen while wearing some lingerie, you, my very annoying roommate, start to chastise me for my outfit choice. Ugh! Are we always going to have to do this? You are so annoying. You complain about things I do all the time and that hasn't stopped, not even now. Every time you turn around, I make all sorts of faces at you! I stick out my tongue, pull up my nose, cross my eyes and do all sorts of combinations of all the grotesque faces I can think of. I even use my middle finger to assist in making these faces so that I can flip you off in the process!