Coming back from dinner, I have eaten a lot of cabbage. I rudely belch as I enter. Oh hey baby! I'm so glad we moved in together. We can really get to know each other now, right? I fart and burp some more. Man, My nose is runny. I blow My nose loudly in front of you and toss the tissue on the floor. You will pick that up right? I continue to burp and fart as I talk about how much I LOVE that we live together. Oh wait? We have dinner plans? Man, I really stuffed Myself on cabbage. But ok, i'll go get ready!