Going to the fridge, Im quite hungry. I open it and start eating some cottage cheese. Whats this? A note at the bottom of the container? Oh haha, shes mad that I keep eating her food. So she put something in it? What? I clutch My stomach, oh that hurts! I then start farting, uncontrollably. She tricked Me! You know what!? Just for that, Im gonna eat more of her food! Yea! I chug an energy drink of hers and discover another note. She put something in this too???? No, I just doubled My agony! I fart and hold My stomach desperately! Not how I wanted to spend My day. Farting non stop!