I love to squat and fart. When I hunch down, it is just the prime position to release gas onto the floor. Dont you agree? But something even more fascinating happens every time I squat down and get back up. I start to get a big natural wedgie. No hands! Look at that. I can fart and squat and then when I stand, I start to develop this wedgie. Well thats a neat trick, because I happen to like wedgies too!