Just recently, I got to become a unicorn! Literally. It's been fun and all, but they haven't figured out how to transform me back. So I have been adapting to life as a human unicorn hybrid. One thing that they didn't tell me was how much unicorns needed to fart! It's like, all the time! I'm honestly shocked at how much I need to fart! It's incredible really. Well, if this is how it's going to be then so be it! I continue to fart and try to get it all out, but they just keep coming!