Coming home from a long day, I stand in the doorway and caress my tummy. It moves independently from the rest of my body and you can hear a heartbeat whenever the alien inside of my belly replies to me. I talk to it about our symbiotic relationship and how much I love it. It replies in an excited way, pushing against my navel causing my belly to press out. I'll bet everyone is jealous of what we have! I sit on the couch and continue talking to my belly alien and it always replies with the pressing out of my belly and a heartbeat. I listen to it for awhile, before deciding that I need a nap. ... Show more