Oh hi! I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes and open your mouth! Haha, I fart in a mug and put it right in front of your open mouth! Oh wait, did you not like that? Bummer you are tied to a chair huh? Nothing you can do. So I'm just going to keep farting in this mug and making you suck it! Oh please! It's the most attention you will get from a hot chick anyways. Open up!