Looking over at Me, you see Me kind of bored and looking around. I notice you and beckon you over. I tell you that I noticed you looking at Me and I wanted to hang out with you. And that you have been so great at not bothering Me, that I would allow you to worship My ass, in My jean leggings. As you go in to kiss My ass, I rip a huge fart, right in your mouth. I laugh hysterically and pretend to feel bad. I encourage you to try again, but I let another one go right on your face. I follow this with a loud belch in your face. Which I find... hilarious! I trick you again and again, saying I won't... Show more