Well hey there. Hey I have something for you! (grabs your head and shoves it to My asscrack and starts farting on you). Hahah, what? Did you think I invited you over here to hang out? Nope, I wanted to do this (pushes your face back to My butt and keeps farting. Every time I let you up for air, Im laughing). Me? A Bully? Nah! I just like certain things. And you are so pathetic and scrawny! Doing this is easy! (pushes you right back down to My butt and unleashes more farts on you). At least you get to be near My ass right?