I'm so excited to be home from work. I am wearing shiny golden leggings and a crop top and I pace back and forth in front of you. I go on and on about my day and about what we should do over the weekend. It's finally Friday and I'm excited to party and also relax. As I ramble on, I stop occasionally to push out a loud bubbly fart! Sometimes, I stop mid word or sentence, fart and then grunt out the rest of what I was saying... as if I was still trying to push the rest of the fart out. You, of course, are used to this behavior. I like being comfortable and that means getting to be casual abou... Show more