Ive noticed something. This certain way of acting you have been doing lately. Like you are some big tough guy like you call the shots. Likewell like you have a big dick or something. Dont you know? Its not honey. Like not even a little. Im going to measure it to prove and remind you that it is nothing! We will measure the length soft and hard. Then circumference, soft and hard. And the results? Are less than impressive. Do you understand your place now?