Whew! What a fun ass night! I partied my face off and danced my heart out! However, I really don't like public restrooms so I held my dookie in the entire night! I yell goodbye to my friends and rush to the restroom! Upon sitting on the porcelain throne, I grab a magazine to look at while I push out a pretty epic amount of number two! Holy hell that feels so good! I enjoy the magazine while I relax and fully evacuating my bowels.