Being a leggings sales woman, I would like to tell you all about the leggings that we have here in My store. I tell the perks of the different pairs then start to go on and on about the one I'm wearing (after getting a compliment on My booty). I inform you that they are scientifically amplified to make your butt look amazing! I bend over to show them off and let out a fart! Don't worry, that's just a byproduct of the leggings letting out some pressure. Here, let's keep letting out the pressure. But then I start to freak out a little because the more pressure that I let out, the tighter they ge... Show more