I'm so excited that you're home baby! I have a very nice surprise for you! I put on a sexy song and I begin to dance. But no sooner do I put it on and start to dance that I start to have problems. I get into sexy, bent over positions, and a fart escapes my cheeks! I get really embarrassed and try to apologize. I try to keep dancing but everytime I do, I fart again. Eventually I am so embarrassed and you're laughing at me so much that I have to give up on the dance and tell you that I owe you one later. Right now though, I think I need to go to the bathroom!