Why are guys so damn creepy and weird?! I discover you in my kitchen staring at me and I'm wearing only some cotton panties and a spaghetti strap! Did you think that might scare me? No way! You're a stalker, aren't you? Well, if you were any good at stalking someone, you would know a very specific thing about me. I have powers and my favorite is that of being able to shrink things and people. You try to leave but I freeze you with my powers so that you can't move or speak! I start to hypothesize what I should do with you after shrinking you. I start to wiggle around with the need to pee and... Show more