Hey there lil step-bro. So I've called you into My room because I wanted to talk to you about something. The other day I walked by your room and you had the door open. And when I glanced in, I noticed you were doing something very private. You were playing with your peepee. And then I saw you were holding a picture... of Me!! You were jerking weewee to My picture? Well, I think you need some pointers. Why don't you pull it out? Go ahead, don't be shy. I'm going to teach you how to do it right. With a better visual aid than a mere picture. You can have the real thing! Very good, I want you to m... Show more