So Im all ready to go the the beach in My really cute bikini. But look at My belly! Its so bloated! I think I might (belches loudly). oh, thats not good. (a fart soon follows). Oh man, I knew I shouldnt have eaten mexican food last night. Followed by a late night dairy snack and fiber for breakfast. Thats just a disaster! Now Im bloated and I have indigestion! My belly is sticking out and I cant stop burping and farting!