OMG baby, Im still so sick. My stomach hurts so bad!! Ive been so constipated :( I took a laxative awhile ago and nothing happened. So I took another one. (I grunt and groan in pain and hold My belly). Oh goodness, I think they both just hit at the same time! No no, Im not going to make it to the bathroom. Im going to have to go here, in My panties, right now. Please help Me to the ground. (I go to the ground and face My ass at you. I grunt again and start to push, filling up My panties. I pant and moan in relief.) Whew, thanks baby. Im going to go to the bathroom and clean up now