Oh look who decided to show up! Where were you for the last week? Don't you know that you belong completely to Me?!? That you have to tell Me where you are at all times?!? Then you just disappear Without telling Me? No, I don't think so. I should release you from My service. I can't put up with this! you will do anything huh? Hmm, well I have an idea. I wet My panties and soak the floor. I then instruct you that if want to stay with Me, that you need to suck the piss off the ground. I make you lap it all up to My satisfaction, then I'll think about keeping you!