Hey there! Check out these super awesome tight jeans that I just got. Yeah, I found them at this random store between the stores! It had lot's of weird things in it, but I found these jeans for $100! What a steal! No one else will have them. I put them on and accidentally fart. Oops, sorry about that! But it happens again and again. Eventually I make the connection that the jeans are making Me fart! No way! I try to take them off but they are stuck! oh no! I have magic fart jeans on! I can't be seen in these now!