Coming into My kitchen after a really long day, I start to check out My mail. Ugh, boring, spam, bill, etc. I eventually come across an envelope with My name on it and I sigh with annoyance. Some lunatic must have gotten My address. I open it and there is a letter addressed to Me from a teeny tiny man who wishes to be my slave and is also in the envelope. The letter goes on about how much he adores Me and wants to be with Me forever. Hah, well then.... I get a different idea instead, as I feel My belly ache for food. I know there is literally no way you could satisfy Me, except to snack on ... Show more