I'm really excited as I come in and sit down in class to learn how to scuba dive. This is the 'class' portion and I am ready to take notes. Getting in the water happens later. I say hi to you, my fellow classmate, as I sit down and start paying attention. A little bit into the class, I start shifting uncomfortably and just then, a loud gurgly fart erupts from my behind! I instantly look incredibly embarrassed saying that 'it's nothing, it's nothing'. You laugh and point me out and I reply with 'shut up!' I'm so embarrassed that another fart slips out. 'Stop pointing at me! I umm, I gotta go... Show more