Ok, so I have always wanted a universal remote right? And I'm out shopping and come across this everything store. I go in, and the lady keeps saying they don't have one. I hassle her a bit and finally she sells Me one. But look at this! This does not look like one. See if I poke a button a light doesn't turn off or on (pokes button and farts). Whoa that was weird. Here, Ill try another one (same thing happens). What the...? I start to hit the buttons just to see if what I think is happening, is really happening. And it is! Every time I hit a button, I fart loudly! Oh that evil little... wait..... Show more