Im so sick of these assholes on Tinder, thinking they can just fuck whoever they want! I want to meet a real guy! So I planned a little something for My next date. I found some shrinking pills and put them in your meal, you douche! And now you are no bigger than an inch tall! I put you into the back of My hot shorts, and wedgie them up My ass and start to farting! Really hot wet ones! My hope is that you will muffle the sound and stench. I hope you are up to the task because you have no choice!