Check out this silly tiny man! I found you on a bdsm forum wanting to get teased. So I told you to send yourself to Me in the mail, all bound in bondage. But little do you know, you are going to be My fart vacuum! Im going to put you, head first into My butt cheeks and make you suck up all My gasses! Im never sending you back. From now on, you will suck up all My farts, so that they dont smell. And Im a very very gassy girl!