Oh, what is this? A present! I love presents! I open it and find you, a tiny shrunken man, who has sent himself as a gift. Oh what poor timing, little man! Im like really hungry right now! Starving actually! And you look so tasty and bite sized. Mmmm, I lick you, show you the inside of My mouth, swallow at you and snap My teeth. All in teasing to what Im about to do. Which is to swallow you whole and digest you in My belly. Tasty.