Thank you so much for coming over to hang out because I've been so bored lately! I instantly start farting and burping right in front of you. I'm just that comfortable around you. You inquire why I'm gassy and I hesitantly tell you that I had a big meal before you cam over. Why don't we play a game? Truth or dare? I'm first and I choose dare and you dare me to take off my skirt. Oh you dirty boy! I take it off though! Next, I dare you to take your pants off! Your turn buddy! The game continues and then starts to take a turn. You ask me why it is that I'm really bloated and gassy. Ugh, well,... Show more