I have the ever growing desire to be the best twerker in the world! And the only way to become the best, is to practice practice practice. I put on music and start to pop My booty. Almost instantly, mid booty bounce, a fart loudly rips itself from My anus. Whoops! Luckily there is no one to see. I keep practicing, but the farts keep coming. Ok... well, I have to practice, so I don't stop..... And I don't stop farting.