Wearing a cute pair of jeans with my white g-string completely hanging out, I come over to my couch hoping to relax. I am farting repetitively! These are definitely some prepoop farts. Ugh... I try to read a book and that ends quickly because I'm pretty bloated and uncomfortable. I talk to myself out of frustration because I know that I have to get through plenty of prepoop farts before I can go take a dump. I move around into different positions to try and get comfy and also to work the gas out... they just keep coming. I feel like I'm almost ready when I have a shart!!! I unbutton my jeans a... Show more