I walk in and spy a thing on My bed. What is this? I look it over. Well, it has a plug, so let's plug it in. And I do so. I hear this strange humming sound when I plug it in. I touch the tube confused... and try putting it in My mouth. Nope Nope that does not work. Hmm, It needs to go in something it seems. So I put it in My butt hole and promptly forget it's there, distracted by My phone. Soon, My belly starts to grow, slowly. I notice after awhile, confused as to why. Maybe it was something I ate? It gets bigger and bigger and soon I feel really intense pressure! What the? OMG, I left the ho... Show more