Ive never liked you very much. Not in the least. Such a pain at the office you are! So I had you turned into a chair. I will not call you by name, you do not deserve it. I will though sit on you. Can you feel the weight of My pencil skirt clad ass? How about when I wiggle? How about when I fart into your cushion!? I bet you felt that. smelt it.. And you cant say or do anything about it. You have no mouth.. no extremities to use. You just have to suffer under My weight and ass (I go to a thong part way through) as I fart on you again and again!