Returning to my home after a first date, I make small talk about the food and such. I then go on to say that your dating profile said nothing about how TALL you are! I definitely prefer.... smaller... men. I then say that I think I'm still hungry. I've burped a couple of times and I think it's made some room for more. You ask what I'd like to eat and I don't hesitate to say that I want to eat you! I walk towards you, wiggling my fingers at you and you feel feel yourself begin to shrink! What the hell?! Once you are now a tiny man, I pick you up and bring you to face level. You are absolutel... Show more