Coming home one day, I find a pretty red box FULL of gummy men! I know they are for my explorer roommate who is off... exploring. But I don't think she'll notice a few missing. Especially since the very first one I check out bites me! They deserve my mouth and then stomach! Some time passes and my belly grows a bit. My roommate calls and tells me they are very rare and the museum will pay top dollar for them. So I do any sane thing and tell them that the box was empty on arrival! As even more time passes I gain substantial weight in my belly, looking practically pregnant! I've finished off ...

Coming home one day, I find a pretty red box FULL of gummy men! I know they are for my explorer roommate who is off... exploring. But I don't think she'll notice a few missing. Especially since the very first one I check out bites me! They deserve my mouth and then stomach! Some time passes and my belly grows a bit. My roommate calls and tells me they are very rare and the museum will pay top dollar for them. So I do any sane thing and tell them that the box was empty on arrival! As even more time passes I gain substantial weight in my belly, looking practically pregnant! I've finished off the last gummy man and my roommate calls again to tell me she'll be home early! Oh no! How will I justify the big belly? It'll be obvious that I ate them. I come up with a very smart plan to eat her when she gets home... That'll take care of the problem! I then end by hypothesizing who I could eat next. Who will be my next victim and so on...