You and I are currently getting ready to go to a hotel due to the fact that our bathroom is being remodeled. I hurriedly ask you if you are ready and I seem to be very pushy about the subject. You ask what's wrong and I grasp my stomach and inform you that I really need to take a dump! There are a bunch of men working in our bathroom right now, so it's impossible. I figure the sooner we get to the hotel, the sooner I can take a dump! You find it amusing how I'm pacing around and talking real fast! You also inform me that it's unlikely that we can check in and that it's a cheap motel, so there ...

You and I are currently getting ready to go to a hotel due to the fact that our bathroom is being remodeled. I hurriedly ask you if you are ready and I seem to be very pushy about the subject. You ask what's wrong and I grasp my stomach and inform you that I really need to take a dump! There are a bunch of men working in our bathroom right now, so it's impossible. I figure the sooner we get to the hotel, the sooner I can take a dump! You find it amusing how I'm pacing around and talking real fast! You also inform me that it's unlikely that we can check in and that it's a cheap motel, so there probably isn't even a lobby bathroom. I sigh, frustrated, and push my butt to the bed hoping I can keep it all in there! It all just goes downhill from there... Soon, you start to tell me that I should just go in my shiny leggings. Psshhh no way! I laugh even though that number two really wants to come out. As I get more desperate I start to realize that this may be my only option! You promise to take care of me if I just go in my pants. Why are you pushing this! Eventually, my choice is made fore me and I push out the biggest and bumpiest load ever! I'm also not wearing underwear so I can feel it sagging down between my butt cheeks and down my leg! Oh no, I'm not done! I double over and push out even more! What is happening?! And no, I did not do this because you asked me to. I did this because I had no choice! It's so smelly and bumpy and hot and slimy and squishy! I'm astonished at how much is back there and I can't help but show it off to you. I even get goosebumps from the whole ordeal. I soon find out that you are kind of turned on by this. You are so dirty! When you are done with being all worked up, can you please keep your side of the bargain and take care of me? The workers are right on the other side of the door and I need a solution!