Well well well, what is this now? Your world seems so boring. Not excited like the one you took me from. I wander around your living room and check out my new surroundings. You are an avid gamer and found a way to bring your favorite fighting characters to life! Well, you got ME! Big Red! And I'm the badest bad girl out there! And now that you have taken ME from my minions, I think that I need new ones. And I'll start with YOU. Join me, be my slave and together we will rule your world. I get you to agree and to show your allegiance to me, I make you worship and rub my sweaty, stinky black s...

Well well well, what is this now? Your world seems so boring. Not excited like the one you took me from. I wander around your living room and check out my new surroundings. You are an avid gamer and found a way to bring your favorite fighting characters to life! Well, you got ME! Big Red! And I'm the badest bad girl out there! And now that you have taken ME from my minions, I think that I need new ones. And I'll start with YOU. Join me, be my slave and together we will rule your world. I get you to agree and to show your allegiance to me, I make you worship and rub my sweaty, stinky black sock covered feet! After which, you whip out a heat ray! The one thing that can defeat me in the game, you were prepared with in real life! After you shoot me with the heat gunn, I slowly begin to melt. I slide down the wall and begin to writhe around on the floor! I'm melting! I'm melting into a puddle of goo! I'm melting! I'm melting! I repeat this again and again while you lord over me and gloat at your victory!