Walking in the door to come babysit you, I catch you out in the living room, playing with your peepee. Whats that? I know what you were doing mister. Why did you put a pillow in front of it? Cmon show it to Me! There it is! Look at your wittle weewee. Aww, dont be shy cmon! Its just Me! I know it feels good to play with it, but you have to be careful. You have to leave time in your life for other things. But dont worry, Ill take care of your weewee (grabs it). Oh wow it is teeny! Bet you like Me gently holding it dont you? How about from now on, Ill be your peepee/weewee sitter (lets go). Now ...

Walking in the door to come babysit you, I catch you out in the living room, playing with your peepee. Whats that? I know what you were doing mister. Why did you put a pillow in front of it? Cmon show it to Me! There it is! Look at your wittle weewee. Aww, dont be shy cmon! Its just Me! I know it feels good to play with it, but you have to be careful. You have to leave time in your life for other things. But dont worry, Ill take care of your weewee (grabs it). Oh wow it is teeny! Bet you like Me gently holding it dont you? How about from now on, Ill be your peepee/weewee sitter (lets go). Now go get dressed and Ill cook you dinner ok buddy?