I need to share something with you. I found this nifty little shop that just appeared out of nowhere, while I was out the other day, that sold all sorts of strange things. They had a refrigerated section and went there and found string cheese, my favorite! When I checked out, the little old lady behind the register told me that if I ate that cheese, I would become what my heart desires most! Well, lucky me! I called you here because I need you here to witness. I start to demolish the already unwrapped string cheese because I want to see if what she said is true. After a few bites, my belly ...

I need to share something with you. I found this nifty little shop that just appeared out of nowhere, while I was out the other day, that sold all sorts of strange things. They had a refrigerated section and went there and found string cheese, my favorite! When I checked out, the little old lady behind the register told me that if I ate that cheese, I would become what my heart desires most! Well, lucky me! I called you here because I need you here to witness. I start to demolish the already unwrapped string cheese because I want to see if what she said is true. After a few bites, my belly starts to feel weird and soon, my whole body feels weird. I keep eating, though, because she said I had to if I wanted the best results. You start to notice that I've started chewing in a sideways motion.... just like a cow would and you point it out. 'Really?!' I exclaim! But before I can have much of a thought, I double over and just like that, I pop up with spots all over my face and a long 'mmmoooooooooo' escapes my mouth. I continue to eat the cheese as if nothing is wrong and it's turned into a sideways motion, going between a closed mouth and an open mouth. You watch in fascination as I continue to transform and keep me update on my progress. I'm incredibly excited now because this is what I really wanted to be! I then start to graze on the cheese as the transformation continues. I put the dish on the floor and graze without the use of my hands. I 'moo' often and interrupt myself often with them. I can't control it, but I'm super happy with it! I finish off several cheese sticks, including the ones I graze on and I notice that my sense of smell seems to be heightened! So, of course, I give the string cheese some good long sniffs! I hope I get to stay like this forever! I still can't believe that some string cheese turned me into a mooing, grazing cow!