Do you like My cute little black dress? I'm sure you would. But I have even more surprises for you! I cross My legs, taking turns. And as I do so, I press down from My chest to belly and hold My breath, which causes My veins in My neck to bulge. And as this happens, there is more. I release strong farts on top of everything else. Cute black dress, crossed legs, neck veins AND farts?! Can't go wrong!

Do you like My cute little black dress? I'm sure you would. But I have even more surprises for you! I cross My legs, taking turns. And as I do so, I press down from My chest to belly and hold My breath, which causes My veins in My neck to bulge. And as this happens, there is more. I release strong farts on top of everything else. Cute black dress, crossed legs, neck veins AND farts?! Can't go wrong!