Over the course of a few days, I thought I would share with you my diary of all the people I've had the fortune of eating. From coming back from the beach and eating a guy I wanted to flirt with's girlfriend... and then him to coming back from a Halloween party and eating a girl dressed as a cupcake to eating my professor who thought it was a good idea to try and get me to do sexual favors for him, etc. In each instance I speak of my encounter in detail, how I gobbled them out, just how they hit my stomach and then how I poowped them out! The ENTIRE time I can't stop burping and farting bec...

Over the course of a few days, I thought I would share with you my diary of all the people I've had the fortune of eating. From coming back from the beach and eating a guy I wanted to flirt with's girlfriend... and then him to coming back from a Halloween party and eating a girl dressed as a cupcake to eating my professor who thought it was a good idea to try and get me to do sexual favors for him, etc. In each instance I speak of my encounter in detail, how I gobbled them out, just how they hit my stomach and then how I poowped them out! The ENTIRE time I can't stop burping and farting because... well... I just had a nice big meal each time I talk to you. Careful... maybe one day you'll be my next snack!